Last night at dinner with my son and his girlfriend.
Me: So I heard from Prince Liam again. Evidently he was visiting someone this weekend who lives 4 hours away. I just assumed he flew in. Apparently, he drove. (He lives in Florida now.)
Mike: Don’t go back there. Stay away from that one!
Me: Well, he texted me and wanted to come and see me on the way home.
(Really? He is one of the very few guys I was smitten with. Haven’t seen him in at least 2 years! AND he tells me “She is kicking me out soon.” WTF! No explanation as to who “she” is. That’s just rude. )
Mike: laughing…. Lose this guy!
Anuja: I don’t think anything good will ever come from that guy.
Me: I declined. I didn’t believe him. A guy isn’t gonna drive 4 hours out of his way just to get laid!
Mike: Are you kidding??? OF COURSE HE WILL!
Me: OMG! I love men, but they can be so stupid sometimes. Four hours? Really? Just for sex? I must be getting old. I’d be like “meh, I’ll just handle it myself.”
There must be something about spring. In the last two weeks I’ve heard from SIX guys that I haven’t heard from in ages. WTF! It would be flattering if it didn’t feel like they just want to take the “classic car” out of the garage for a spin.