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You’ll Find the Apple at the Foot of the Tree!

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ME: God I wish I could take adderall! I have so many balls in the air, I can’t seem to finish anything.

MIKE: MOM! All you need to do is focus.

ME: Really Mike? That’s like telling Helen Keller to sing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER!

 

(Lest you think I’m a total bitch, you should know that Mike is also ADHD. But he can take adderall. I can’t. See my post “Cockblocked by Adderall” if you think I’m kidding.)

Published by: JB chants

I was contacted by OkCupid a month after signing up, telling me I was in the top 5% response rate and asking my secret. I was stunned. I was in my 50's! Beats me! It's not as though I posted racy photos or I was plagued by blinding beauty! However it served it's purpose,in terms of finding dates,but finding a mate? Not so much. Along the way, I had some pretty nutty encounters, some more lethal than others. While my blog started as a retelling of these amorous tales, it's morphed into a myriad of stories, including many from my time on the planet. They range from working with the amazing Henry Winkler, auditioning for Nadia Boulanger, an attempted assault by one of Al Capone's retired former henchmen, and offering a homeless man (who was also a convicted murderer) a place to stay for the night. While most of this is older material but I'm considering penning epilogues or postmortems from my post pandemic, post #metoo perspective, as well as sharing more. So many stories to tell! Thanks for stopping by! Cheers!

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