You’ll Find the Apple at the Foot of the Tree!

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ME: God I wish I could take adderall! I have so many balls in the air, I can’t seem to finish anything.

MIKE: MOM! All you need to do is focus.

ME: Really Mike? That’s like telling Helen Keller to sing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER!

 

(Lest you think I’m a total bitch, you should know that Mike is also ADHD. But he can take adderall. I can’t. See my post “Cockblocked by Adderall” if you think I’m kidding.)

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