Posted on

Sex Toys…Party of One

wpid-images-2.jpeg

There’s a lot of noise about using toys to masturbate, “play the lady harp, tickle kitty, etc. Frankly, I think they’re highly over rated.

To me,  the difference between using toys and not using toys, is like cooking dinner in a microwave v.s. an oven.

BeFunky_Julie_03.jpg

The microwave may be faster, but the flavors don’t get a chance to develop and it doesn’t taste nearly as good.

Published by: JB chants

I was contacted by OkCupid a month after signing up, telling me I was in the top 5% response rate and asking my secret. I was stunned. I was in my 50's! Beats me! It's not as though I posted racy photos or I was plagued by blinding beauty! However it served it's purpose,in terms of finding dates,but finding a mate? Not so much. Along the way, I had some pretty nutty encounters, some more lethal than others. While my blog started as a retelling of these amorous tales, it's morphed into a myriad of stories, including many from my time on the planet. They range from working with the amazing Henry Winkler, auditioning for Nadia Boulanger, an attempted assault by one of Al Capone's retired former henchmen, and offering a homeless man (who was also a convicted murderer) a place to stay for the night. While most of this is older material but I'm considering penning epilogues or postmortems from my post pandemic, post #metoo perspective, as well as sharing more. So many stories to tell! Thanks for stopping by! Cheers!

Categories nanodatingTags9 Comments

9 thoughts on “Sex Toys…Party of One”

    1. Thanks! I don’t get the obsession. Not to mention the potential to desensitize yourself. The way those things are made these days, you’ll eventually have to graduate a power tools.

      Reply

    1. Maybe we should tale a poll! Perhaps it’s just a myth perpetrated by Samantha on Sex in the City. 🙂 Although, I guess 3 women, (You, Me and and Linda) is nor much of a random sampling.

      Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Cancel

Connecting to %s